RIP MCA

Posted by D2 on May 4, 2012 in Celebrities, Entertainment, Featured, Hip Hop, Videos | 0 comments

Hip hop has lost a legend today, MCA of the Beastie Boys.  As a part of the Beasties, he invented a unique, unmistakable sound and style that influenced hip hop throughout his life and beyond.

Here’s Rick Rubin on the Beastie Boys: ”The Beasties opened hip-hop music up to the suburbs. As crazy as they were, they seemed safe to Middle America, in a way black artists hadn’t been up to that point in time.”  While I’m not sure I agree with Rubin, as I think it was less about color and more about the insane beats and rhymes, the force that was the Beasties, I do agree that the Beastie Boys brought hip hop to an entirely new level.

The Beastie Boys occupy an exalted place in the Nowackness vault. Today we all remember the first time we heard “Fight For Your Right”, “Sabotage”, “No Sleep Til Brooklyn”, and “Brass Monkey”, and hope the dedication that MCA brought to the game lives on through his music.

 
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Kate Upton Does The Cat Daddy, Nuff Said…

Posted by Lazz on May 2, 2012 in Celebrities, Entertainment, Featured | 0 comments

Kate Upton is back with some brand new dance moves, the Cat Daddy I believe is a take the Dougie. Whatever you want to call it, it resembles somebody having a seizure in a wheelchair. Kids these days…

Try to keep it off your keyboard fellas, nobody likes sticky keys.

Classic Mos Def Freestyle

Posted by Sugar In The Face on Mar 21, 2012 in Celebrities, Entertainment, Hip Hop, Music, Television, Uncategorized, Videos | 0 comments

I’m sitting here dicking around on the internet not paying attention to the television behind me, when I hear Mos Def’s voice.  I turn to the TV and see Mos Def spittin in Dave Chappelle’s SUV.  I grab the remote and rewind the DVR and start from the beginning.  I know this is old and from 2003 and I also know that this track is off his New Danger album but I know that first verse is off the dome in his car.  I’m convinced.  This episode aired in 03 but his New Danger album came out in 04.  He spit that first verse on the spot, liked it, then added it and re-recorded it as the opening verse to the song.  I think the second go around is written but so what.  His flow caught my attention out of nowhere and I gotta give props here.  Mos shows his skills with as many words as possible.  So many words…

Oh yeah, and I look forward to him changing his name to Yasiin.  Who are you trying to be like, Puffy or Prince?

And sorry for the shitty quality but it’s all I could find.

Wackness Defined: Snooki

Posted by Lazz on Mar 16, 2012 in Celebrities, the WACK report | 0 comments

I fucking hate this bitch. I really do.

Snooki looks like a misshapen Italian sausage link. After rising to fame after being punched in the face on the train wreck popular show The Jersey Shore has been knocked up and is a mother to be. Snooki will be a mother and it makes the news, I can’t wait until she sticks her infant in a tanning bed and cooks the little fucker, now thats news.

How does somebody with zero talent become famous enough to the point where people talk about her pregnancy? Seriously, what skill or ability qualify her for being famous? That baby is sure to squirt out of that vagina cannon already drunk. Poor kid doesn’t stand a chance.

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, you take wackness to a whole new level now please just fade away into obscurity already.

The Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Hulkamania Runs Wild, Literally

Posted by Lazz on Mar 9, 2012 in Celebrities, Featured, Wrestling | 0 comments

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Hulk Hogan is thee most identifiable and storied professional wrestler of all time, hands down.

My have the times changed for the Hulkster. Things were pretty good back in 2005 when he had a hit reality television show called Hogan Knows Best that highlighted his aspiring singer but lacking any talent of a daughter, his race car wannabe son and his bat shit crazy wife.  Things were good for the Hulkster.

Things took a drastic turn for the worst when his idiot son Nick crashed his Toyota Supra turning his best friend into a vegetable for life. His reality television show was canceled and soon after his 48 year old wife left him and began dating a 19 year old.

Hulk did what as any celebrity does when the chips are down, turn to the bottle. Things got bad for the Hulkster and he even said he was considering killing himself. Pretty rough for the man with the 27 inch pythons.

Now, the Hulkster has a sex tape floating around on the interwebz. Apparently Hulk-a-mania runs wild all over some chicks face. Now, we haven’t seen it and I’m not sure we want to but we do have some questions.

1)   Is he wearing the red and yellow get up while he is banging her out?

2)   Does he rip off his shirt during the act?

3)   Is he yelling “watcha gonna do brother when this cock is inside of you”

4)   Does he Hulk up after blowing his load for round two?

Hogan says he doesn’t have a clue as to who might be the co-star of his sex tape as he was banging numerous broads after his wife left him.  Classy Hulkster.

Once Hulk Hogan was an American icon now his story has turned into an American tragedy.